The Lover Part 2

G: So how is my noisy gal doing today?
C: ??????.... Are you complaining?
G: Nope. Guys always like it when the gal moans.

I suppose it does boost the male ego to know that he has given pleasure to his lover.

The Affair Part 2

An unlikely pair.
The man (a.k.a. Fun Man) is twice married with a baby gal.
The lady (a.k.a. Iron Lady) is a staunch Christian.

Telltale signs that point to the illicit affair.
1. The frequent lunch dates
2. The weekend office dates
3. And 'talking' to each other in his car late at night! (in the office carpark,of all places...)

I guess even though they have never been caught in the act, the guilty looks say it all.

The Lover Part 1

I asked if he had wondered how many orgasms can one possibly have in a lifetime?
To that, his flippant answer was, 'I had probably used them all up by now!'